Posted by
AuVox on Monday, February 23, 2009 1:22:49 PM
Reportedly this was compiled by some of our nation's finest. Whether the author(s) is/are in uniform is immaterial. The best humor comes from absolute truth.
"YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF...."
1. You refine heroin for a living, but you
have a moral objection to beer.
2. You own a $3,000 mach ine gun and
$5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't
afford shoes ..
3. You have more wives than teeth.
4. You wipe your butt with your bare left
hand, but consider bacon "unclean."
5. You think vests come in two styles:
bullet-proof and suicide.
6. You can't think of anyone you haven't
declared Jihad against.
7. You consider television dangerous, but
routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones
have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
9. You have nothing against women and think
every man should own at least two.
10. You'll satisfy yourself with your neighbor's goat/camel/donkey,
but if your sister holds a boy's hand
you'll eagerly behead her.